DEUTSCH: apparently not a bestiality magazine.
(click ads for closer look)
Licken Meinen Snatchen. Well, Deutsch, a German "international lifestyle magazine," is certainly indelibly branding themselves by employing an eager German Shepherd in its ads (hey, at least he [or maybe it's a female?] gives oral). Also, his day rate's gotta be pretty reasonable.
But how 'bout dem sexxxually-charged Deutschlanders! Playing Sudoku while doggy-styling their lovers; Plastering Ass all over their subway system; creating Playmate® typefaces; using exotically-flavored lubricants and dangerously thin condoms? Gott im Himmel! (images via)
posted by copyranter @ 8:15 AM
17 Comments:
I am confused and scared by these ads. What insane-o-saur thought that bestiality = glamour?
They are shock value for shock value's sake.
It's a well known fact that the "International Lifestyle" revolves around canine-lingus and champagne!
Later the dog was found sobbing in the shower with his paws wrapped around her(him)self.
Apparently not just man's best friend.
It’s a Nietzschean opposition of Apollonian and Dionysian impulses at work reinforcing notions of master and slave, good vs. evil, Heaven vs. Hell. The metaphor is obvious: all men are in fact dogs with only one need that needs satisfying. From there, we can deduce that the viewer of said acts is really mankind himself, disgusted but unable to turn away.
...eh, fuck it. I’m just reaching.
I don’t have a clue.
Worst ANTM task ever.
Nice boobies
Implants.
I said no teeth!
Tastes like chicken-flavored Kibbles.
I just hope this doesn't corrupt the clean lifestyles over at American Apparel.
And I thought doggie style was just an expression....
Man, what an ugly bitch. The dog is cute, though.. *rimshot*
I don't know why you all are so confused, the subhead says "Magazin Fur Internationalen Lifestyle"
Seriously though, I hate everyone responsible for this. Vapid, ugly, eurotrash try-hardism at its worst.
Tyra and friends are going to take this and run with this, you know that. They'll try to one-up this ad by using Dobermans, possibly Rottweilers.
This ad, in general, totally and completely disturbs me.
I thought the ads were about the "Donny" variation of the name.
that's how it is in nature
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