Friday, December 07, 2007

Puking Drunk Chicks Forced To Look At Puking Drunk Chick; Drunk Dude Forced To Try To Piss With A Hard-On.


(click images to read the t-shirts)
Two pieces of ambient public bathroom advertising done in the name of a Website called ArriveAlive, started by the Father of a young man who was killed in an accident while driving intoxicated.
(L)—Praying to the porcelain God is something best done along. I would puke on the floor chick's head just to spite this overly-intrusive and, I bet, not at all effective bit of marketing. And why does she have to be dressed so slutty? Wearing a G-string? Because only SLUTS get drunk, stoo-pid!
(R)—This one is even worse. Why is the drunk slutty chick on the floor of the men's room? If I was the type of dude who went out to meet drunk sluts, this Colorforms® Wallbanger® chick would just encourage me to get back out in the club and keep drinking. She's exactly what I'm looking for!
Why do anti-drinking PSAs always confuse the issue? Huh?
It's Friday. Let's get FUCKING DRUNK.
(images via)

9 Comments:

Anonymous Pol Pot Pie said...

I'd have a difficult time not pissing on the girl's face on the right just a little bit. Not out of a "I hate women thing"–just to see if I could–like a game. Putting it so close to the urinal–they're calling me out.

10:20 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

I agree with your PeePee comment, PPP.

10:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I disagree. After all your witty insight and generally dead-on asessment of advertising at it's worst, I'd have to say this is your biggest miss yet (and really the only one I can think of over the several months I've been reading). The girls are "hot" to get your attention, of course, and to hopefully smack some sense into you...drunk is not hot. Drunk is stupid. Drunk is an accident waiting to happen. So after snivelling at all the bedhead hipsters with their PBR's, your take on this ad makes you sound like a knuckle-dragging troglodyte of the worst kind. Let's go get fucking drunk! Right, guys!...Guys? And before you get all huffy about this let's get one thing straight. I am not in advertising. I'm a surgeon. And every Friday and Saturday night my colleages and I spend hours trying to put pretty girls like this back together after they wrap themselves around poles. So stop acting like such a dipshit on this one. Kudos to this guy for not pussyfooting around the uglyness of binge drinking. I say let this one be.

12:56 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Well anon surgeon, a drunk chick's not hot to you (or me), but neither of us is the target audience here, are we? The one in the girl's stall——I could see it having a some positive effect. the one next to the urinals? No way.

1:03 PM  
Blogger oldmetalmonster said...

Why would a surgeon read a stoopid ad blog? No stoopid surgeon blogs?

3:20 PM  
Blogger Raquel said...

Why make the drunk person hot? That's a dumb idea. Do anti-smoking ads show sexy people smoking?

4:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

@Anon surg, I hafta disagree on the impact. If anything, this doesn't go far enough at all to shock anyone about the consequences. All this campaign says is, don’t get drunk and pass out–someone will take a pic and post it online or their Facebook. While you've likely seen worse than anyone, my brother-in-law works accident investigation as a cop, another as an EMS paramedic and I've heard some DUI accident scene stories that I still can't get out of my head–and that's the kind of thing that will resonate more when the person is sober. Especially if they did something outside the club before people came in, like an actual accident scene recreation, not before they went to take a piss to go have another round.

6:59 PM  
Anonymous Pol Pot Pie said...

anonymous surgeon:
it's not a real person.
it's a giant colorform and she's trying to sneak a peak at my junk by playing drunk (that may rhyme).
so I piss on her.

Seriously, maybe something is getting lost on you. we are in advertising. this blog makes fun of bad advertising. this is bad advertising. so we make fun of it.

by doing so, we are not making light of drinking and driving. If someone is stupid enough to drink and drive, do you think this would convince them otherwise? Exactly–bad advertising.

2:35 AM  
Anonymous R. Kelly is a genius said...

I'd piss on the girl too because peeing on women is hot and turns me on.

R. Kelly was onto something.

The fact that the girl has a hot exotic far eastern look to her makes the peeing even more hot.

2:35 PM  

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