Tuesday, December 04, 2007

It's the Coffin Cuties of the 2008 Necrophilia Calendar.


(click images for closer look)
This is an advertising critiquing blog, right? So why am I posting images from an ultra cheesy calendar put out every year by a sleazy Italian coffin company? Because somebody named Ryan Ressler sent me the link, and it's dead-on inane. (Wonder if any of these "models" are wearing WonderBras?) When you die, are you Hell bent on having your body placed in an overpriced wooden container and buried in dirt? Not me. Burn me. And then, toss me somewhere; the somewhere hasn't hit me yet, but it will.
previously in Death:
1. AccuQuote. Death Becomes Us.
2. DEATH=DEACTIVATING LIFE.

6 Comments:

Blogger ifny said...

That's not a real business,
just a sleazy softcore site:)

so there's nothing about advertising in there;;

10:57 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

au contraire, Mr./Ms. Wrong-o; they feature over 15 butt-ugly coffin styles:
http://www.cofanifunebri.com/product.htm

11:21 AM  
Blogger ricpic said...

First you fuck; then you die: classic Italian neo-realism.

5:24 PM  
Blogger ohoney7 II said...

Not so
and it's Sicilian, doll baby.

9:36 PM  
Blogger Chris said...

I get it now: it's subliminal. Buy a coffin from us, spend eternity with one of these hot betches.

3:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Muslims have been trying to sell this same bill of goods for awhile now....only these chicks don't look like virgins.

8:09 PM  

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