MTA wants me to become a walking advertisement for screwing for the poor.
Despite "finding" $222 million in their coffers recently, The merrily mismanaged MTA says it still needs to raise fares 4% for a majority of straphangers early next year (somebody's got to pay for their useless terror robots).To commemorate this joyous occasion, area jewelry retailer Michael Fina now offers mini MetroCard cufflinks for $135 (15 bucks less than the Bleacher Creature ones!).
Yeah, they're exactly what I want to slip through the holes of my one snooty French cuff dress shirt when I hit the town this holiday season—cutesy reminders of the drudgery of my fucking migraine-inducing 360-block daily commute to and from work on your laughably inept subway system.
Since you over-compensated pricks are certainly getting part of the proceeds from the sale of these stupid accouterments, how 'bout including a 30-day unlimited ride card with purchase? Remember: I'm already working security for you lazy clowns.
posted by copyranter @ 11:30 AM
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The sad part is that most of the fashionably handicapped, wide-assed tourists currently clogging the streets of Times Square will yearn for them.
Stop kvetching!
You could be in Chicago & be forced to deal with the far more incompetent CTA, the world's worst public transit system!
I am NOT kvetching. I've never kvetched in my life.
I am ranting.
Still beats driving.
It's funny that most of the people who actually USE the subway probably can't afford $135 cufflinks.
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