Japanese Bra Seller Amazingly Uses Bronski Imagery.
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Translation: Maruko. Bras that make your breasts look bigger.
For those of you who don't know, a "bronski" is when you smush your face between a woman's big breasts. And, as some of you may know, Japanese men are even more obsessed with women's breasts than Americans. These fellas look like they've been bronski-ing Salma Hayek. Or one of these DD-cup true.com models. true.com founder Herb Vest probably knows of the bronski.
(images scanned from Archive. Responsible ad agency is Asatsu-DK, Tokyo.)
posted by copyranter @ 9:45 AM
7 Comments:
I wonder what the Japanese script says?
Perhaps: Foorish occidentar no mess with Japan tit no maw.
All I can think of is Ling Ling from Drawn together yelling, "Blests! Blests!"
So, these bras will make me want to put my face between two large breasts? Who are they selling the bras to exactly?
@stackingchairs: I think the idea might be that you will want to buy this breast for your lady friend. Still rather tenuous.
They look like extras from "Shindler's List".
They look so sad and pathetic I almost cried (from laughter at the doofuses who convinced someone to pay for this).
Just thinking, how hard would the breasts have to be to do that much damage, seriously? Are these bras metal?
The first one translates as "man's medal" as in, I suppose, something awarded to a 'great' man. The second says "youthful indiscretion," which, well, frankly confuses me. I'm glad I spent many years studying Japanese for these literary gems.
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