Friday, November 30, 2007

Diamonds are a boy's sense of humor.

How many diamonds does it take to screw a wife?
The best part about this ad for the Diamond Trading Company is that it was scanned from the pages of Fortune magazine—read by humorless insecure rich men, apparently. This insulting bit of marketing could become a campaign with some serious legs:
—Hey, What Do You Know, She Thinks You Fuck Like A Champion.
—Hey, What Do You know, She Thinks You Don't Smell Like Shit Anymore.
—Hey, What Do You Know, She Thinks Living In A Loveless Marriage With An Emotionally-Stunted Loser Is OK.
Leave yours in the comments, if you want.
previous diamond ads:
1. De Beers. She Won't Say No.
2. monogamy to the power of 100.

25 Comments:

Blogger Dan Gr said...

hey, what do you know, she's decided she doesn't need private lessons from the tennis instructor.

9:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

God, I don't know whether that ad is more offensive to men or to women, but it's pretty bad either way.

10:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, what do you know. She still thinks you're an ass.

10:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, what do you know, I guess money can buy me love.

10:45 AM  
Anonymous Da Bears said...

Hey, what do you know. She thinks this is actually a good ad.

10:58 AM  
Anonymous Lokman said...

Hey, have you tried the discrete way of paying for sex?

11:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, what do you know, she found it in your pocket and now you have to buy another one for the mistress.

11:28 AM  
Anonymous emonome said...

"Hey, what do you know, you are the jackass who pays for it all!"

11:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey what do you know, you can shit in her mouth.

11:54 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

THAT'S disgusting anon. In the future please have a reader-friendly slang term ready for such an act, ala the "Boston Pancake" (look it up on Urban Dictionary).

12:03 PM  
Anonymous LisaB said...

Your wife/girlfriend/signficant other is a stupid bimbo and you're a total pathetic loser.

(Actually it sounds like they are meant for each other.)

12:14 PM  
Anonymous ADstudent said...

Hey, what do you know. You won't need that hooker tonight after all.

12:57 PM  
Blogger Jay said...

Hey, what do you know. No more sleeping on the couch.

2:29 PM  
Blogger Pot Thought said...

Hey, what do you know? You can buy an escort to laugh at all your dumb jokes for AND go down on you for half the price!

4:14 PM  
Anonymous Dr. Rockso said...

Hey, what do you know, you just staved off the divorce proceedings for another six months.

8:35 PM  
Blogger Steve said...

Hey, what do you know, rich dumbfucks still fall for this diamonds = love bullshit.

8:36 PM  
Blogger Ars Morendi said...

Holy shit, who divided up that ad line? It reads in my head like a fucking speak and spell.

Good to know it's not only a badly written ad, but a badly designed one as well. bundle the joy.

12:17 AM  
Blogger hex said...

Hey, what do you know, she thinks you're sexy again...

4:20 PM  
Anonymous Miss d said...

"Nothing says romance like a few hard, pointy, shiny, things..."

(just dumbing it down a tad for when they post the ad in something like Sports Illustrated...)

;)

12:24 AM  
Blogger Chris said...

Hey, what do you know, she's just as shallow and materialistic as you thought!

3:18 PM  
Blogger T.A. Negro said...

HEY,
What Do You Know
SHE THINKS
Booty Sex
Is Worth "Trying."

2:00 AM  
Blogger T.A. Negro said...

HEY,
What Do You Know
SHE THINKS
IT
Won't Happen Again.

2:02 AM  
Anonymous Mercurial Georgia said...

Hey, what do you know, /DeBeers/ thinks you are funny!

4:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, what do you know...let's celebrate the vapid, materialistic nature of women with a blatant affirmation that will go right over their heads.

5:40 PM  
Anonymous Christian said...

Hey, who gives a fuck what she thinks? You just bought her diamonds.

1:32 PM  

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