Wednesday, February 27, 2008

three out of four advertising "creatives" sport creative facial hair, wear creative eyewear.

(click image to study the creature known as the Ad Creative) Hey fourth guy? Who do you think you are—a rebel? For those of you outside of this sycophantic industry wondering what a typical ad writer/art director looks like, these four creative director/supervisor judges from some recent awards show—the ass-sucking ANDYs I believe (which I also once judged in my previous give-a-shit life)—pretty much represent. They've all worked ungodly hours and fellated much dick. And their ideas=their daughters. (pic from AdAge issue a couple of weeks ago)

5 Comments:

Blogger Harry Pujols said...

I hate those frames. That's why I wear contacts. As far as those guys are concerned, I'm sorry the Millennials or Gen Z or whatever they call them these days, are going to take their jobs.

4:47 PM  
Anonymous Pol Pot Pie said...

All awards shows suck, but the ANDYs are on a whole other level of pathetic. The entire New York Advertising Club (home of the ANDYs) is just a front for the awards show.

Please explain to me how it makes sense to have all the submissions shipped to god-knows-where and pay for all the travel of the Ad Club execs and all the judges to vacation somewhere and "work."

Umm, all the submissions are in the Ad Club offices here in NYC– just judge them here and use the thousands and thousands of dollars you saved to put some students through college.

12:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I bet they're wearing stripey socks.

3:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm embarrassed by my chosen profession.

1:05 PM  
Anonymous Suz Haniote said...

"Awards are the true measure of human worth." Stephen Colbert

12:04 PM  

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