Friday, March 02, 2007

Let's guess Amber's current nabe.

Latest ad for the "loft-like" (gotta love the wiggle phrases of NYC real estate) residences of 184 Thompson. Seems they've abandoned their specious "Live Among (dead) Legends" campaign. So now, on to blondie. Too blonde for Williamsburg. Too pretty for the Lower East Side. Too young for the Upper West Side. Hmm. TriBeCa? That's my best guess. Her panicky-meets-prurient expression (click image) is the giveaway; Streeter hubbie/boyfriend isn't giving it to her the way she needs it.
(scanned from yesterday's AM New York)
previously in nyc real estate ads:
1. the POWER of platinum.
2. CLEARLY defining your target audience.
3. She feels pretty empty.
4. Caledonia slightly updates its ad twats.
related on Gawker: the unparalleled hyperbole of NYC real estate ads.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe she's in a window seat, all electronic devices in the 'off' position, looking down at Mamaroneck during the final approach to LGA.

8:53 AM  
Blogger New York Punk said...

I'm pretty sure she isn't the one paying the rent.

11:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's a trade off--not paying the rent. You just have to sleep with a Streeter's dick in your mouth every night. Life is full of choices.

1:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh please, she's gotta be the Upper East Side. It's so her.

4:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I might have bolded the ‘SO,’ but then, I live on the edge like that.

5:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She's an Aryan from Darien.

7:19 PM  
Blogger toby said...

come on... she's totes from NoLita

12:57 PM  

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