This is the visual from an ad for:
The American Express Platinum Card.- Platinum, The Movie, based on the Gotham crime-fighting comic book hero with a heart of gold.
- A Chelsea gym.
- Yet another overstated, overhyped overpromising overpriced condo tower (this one in Times Square) beckoning pump-monkey, bump-snorting Wall Street douchebags.
previously in NYC real estate:
1. Jonathan Swift Realty, Inc.
2. Real Estate Stooges Redefine "Shocking"
3. CLEARLY defining your target audience.
related on Gawker: NYC real estate ads.
posted by copyranter @ 8:45 AM
14 Comments:
I thought it was a still from Terminator
useless platinum fact:
a toffee hammer forged from platinum would be a silly idea.
Stupidest thing I ever saw. Am I supposed to assume that hardbodied, sweaty people will be living there too? (and that I might (hopefully) bump into one as well?)
You know what's cutting edge? Exactly the opposite of what these guys are doing now.
there are flames surrounding the high-rise building in that ad. the ad people must be very young, still in junior high back in '01.
It's more Seal than Batman.
i like the billboard that shows the lady with shiny bristols.
wait, what are the ads for again? an investment firm?
On second thoughts, it's a shiny man trying to give himself a blow job. And getting himself steamed up.
A.B.C. Always Be Covered...
Alec Baldwin said it takes brass balls to sell real estate. No it doesn't.
It takes a platinum suit.
I thought he was bending over totake the buiding/dildo up his arse
It's residence for the kind of people who like unspeakably horrific Flash websites.
This is going to be a hive for douchy, striped shirt wearing, Jaeger bomb drinking finance types that high five one another and lease Escalades, and have no appreciation for design or function whatsoever.
I propose a renaming of this building to "Dickburg towers".
Or, One Dick Plaza.
does each unit come with a platinum toilet?
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