Thursday, September 02, 2010

The scariest pair of men's underwear to ever hide a penis.

(click ad to gasp, via) The year was 1977. The country was Australia. The fabric was the polymer nylon. The maker was Speedo. The penis was silently screaming. I have no idea what that headline means. Who wore it studlier? Mr. Rawhide here? Or this 70s piece of beefcake in his nylon Onesie? Previously in disturbing 70s men's fashions:
The Eleganza! Man.
five ugly naked men wearing ugly socks.
my rayon shirt fucks better than your shirt.
the Horoscope slacks: his penis will guide the planet.


Anonymous Dick Hitchcock said...

What's going on in October, the headline boldly asks... yours describes them as "The scariest pair of men's underwear to ever hide a penis."

How about Halloween, how else to describe the horrific design on those itsy bitsy briefs that couldn't hold a candle to Frankie Laine's manly vocal stylings:

Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'
Keep movin', movin', movin',
Though they're disapprovin',
Keep them doggies movin' Rawhide!

Rawhide was an American Western series set in the 1860s, that portrayed the challenges faced by the men of a cattle drive. It aired for eight seasons on the CBS network on Friday nights, from January 9, 1959 to September 3, 1965.

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