Thursday, September 02, 2010

The scariest pair of men's underwear to ever hide a penis.

(click ad to gasp, via) The year was 1977. The country was Australia. The fabric was the polymer nylon. The maker was Speedo. The penis was silently screaming. I have no idea what that headline means. Who wore it studlier? Mr. Rawhide here? Or this 70s piece of beefcake in his nylon Onesie? Previously in disturbing 70s men's fashions:
The Eleganza! Man.
five ugly naked men wearing ugly socks.
my rayon shirt fucks better than your shirt.
the Horoscope slacks: his penis will guide the planet.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Dick Hitchcock said...

What's going on in October, the headline boldly asks... yours describes them as "The scariest pair of men's underwear to ever hide a penis."

How about Halloween, how else to describe the horrific design on those itsy bitsy briefs that couldn't hold a candle to Frankie Laine's manly vocal stylings:

Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'
Keep movin', movin', movin',
Though they're disapprovin',
Keep them doggies movin' Rawhide!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkXN_IKqgDY&p=F4FBA461447DC665&playnext=1&index=6

Rawhide was an American Western series set in the 1860s, that portrayed the challenges faced by the men of a cattle drive. It aired for eight seasons on the CBS network on Friday nights, from January 9, 1959 to September 3, 1965.

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