Thursday, November 11, 2010

Product of the Week: The Tuggie—the fuzzy sock that warms your cock!

(click image) Fuck the Bundler™! This is the perfect stocking stuffer, from Pipedream! Product description: "...perfect for warming your johnson, hiding your afternoon boners, and disguising those all-day semis. Don't be fooled by cheap imitations, only the Tuggie keeps your hands-free and your junk covered anywhere you go! Ordinary tube socks work great but they look terrible! The stylish, leopard-print Tuggie wraps around your pleasure rod and sack, allowing you to let your stuff hang in any setting you can imagine. Wear it on the plane, in cold movie theaters, at the ball game, on vacation or to the beach--it doesn't matter, you still look and feel great!"
Grrr! Only $9.50! It's out of stock, though (penis shrinking, sobbing). Better get an ® on that thang. Thanks to wordmotor for the tip. Previously in: Bullshit Products. Previously in: Retro Sexy Bullshit Products.


Blogger Peter said...

As Seen On TV!

Where in the US of A do they show a product like this on TV? Home Shopping Channel?!

10:51 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Read the packaging again.

10:53 AM  
Blogger Peter said...


12:56 PM  
Anonymous knob in tube said...

...hiding your afternoon boners, and disguising those all-day semis.

What about morning wood???

I'll wait until it's available in the more eurocentric Gucci print.

1:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

they sell this at WalMart! Immagine my suprize when my 5 year old pointed it out.

9:22 AM  

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