Test drive a MINI when highway cops are getting lap dances.

(click ad, via) Sorry for the low rez image, it's the only one I could find. But this is a real newspaper ad, featuring fake (I think) Kiwi constable J. Miller, promoting MINI New Zealand's new late night test drive option —"drive when no one's around." Pretty funny? Meh, for a car ad. Ad agency: DraftFCB. Previous MINI ads: The commercial the MINI marketing director masturbates to every day • MINI Germany ad features a model who looks like she's been bukkaked • MINI erects "world's largest thermometer" in Moscow.