Link Haze, 11/5/10.

• Turkey fryers must DIE.
• Breathalyzer busted for DWI.
• Download a song, help Pakistan.
• Stupid diamond engagement ring mug.
• It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time on the G train.
• In the 1970s, it was just you and your Johnson.
• I'd rather watch this gif for half an hour than pretty much any current TV show.