Monday, June 27, 2011

What is a Fauxhemian? This is a Fauxhemian.

(click image, via reddit)
If he's from Brooklyn,
this is probably where he lives.
And this is of course his ironic beer.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the owner of this blog:

That's me in the pic. Please take it down.

6:40 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Go to the reddit link, and tell them to take it down in the comments. If they do, then I will. I didn't post it, reddit did.

6:43 PM  
Anonymous EugenS said...

I actually like how to guy dressed. What's wrong with showing a little creativity?

3:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stop wearing such moronic attention-whoring outfits if you don't want the internet making fun of you.

6:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who the fuck are you - pathetic undersexed unattractive creatives/copywriters - to judge other people? I also like the way the guy dressed. If Ranter wants so bad to post a pic of someone dressed like a "moron", then how come he never posted at least one pic of LADY GAGA?

7:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All i have to say is there's a very very fine line between hipster fashion and full on gay. Gay men are allowed to dress like this (and can pull it off). Hipster douches from BKLYN however can fuck right off.

9:58 AM  
Blogger Brutal Youth said...

This outfit belongs on Vice magazine's "Don't" list.

10:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is absolutely tragic.

11:37 AM  
Anonymous Bucky Turco said...

I vow to repost if you force Copyranter to take it down.

6:11 PM  
Anonymous Bill Cunningham said...

I actually don't mind this either. It comes together quite nicely, with more of a retrosexual bent than full-on fauxhemian. Mr. Anonymous, take down nothing, and let your freak flag fly!

12:35 PM  
Anonymous ItsYoHipstaTreyshon said...

Man, this is totally my ex-roommate and ex-best friend and this is totally how he dressed. He still thinks I was too much of a pussy to move to SF with him to be in a band. He will never realize that it's because 1) I had a job I loved that paid out the ass and gave me better bennies than a senator and 2) He's so talentless we call him Latoya behind his back ("Latoya, the talentless jackson). Multi-talentless.

And now he dresses like this.

And now I want to murder people.

4:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Laugh if you want to, but someday, everyone will be dressing like this. All the time. To weddings, funerals, church, or just lounging around the house. In the future, you wouldn't dream of wearing your hair any other way. Does it look dry and soft? Break out the shellac. Is it growing below the top of your head? Put a cereal bowl over it and run the clippers over everything else. Yes, in the future you'll start putting on a suit, but reach a little further past the matching trousers. Overalls, yes, put on the overalls. And roll them up a little higher, so we can all see your garter socks. Don't forget the iPhone -- you don't want people thinking you're uncool.

2:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That guy's name is Luca Finotti, and on his behalf I would like to say FUCK YOU to all of you.

11:18 PM  

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