Monday, January 30, 2012

Could somebody please explain this Diet Coke ad?

I found it on Tumblr, I didn't bookmark it, if it's yours, comment with a fucking link, and I'll fucking link to it like a good little fucking Web boy. So, what? I'll be shitting smaller? No wait, I got it? My ASS will become so tiny that I will have to buy a custom made toilet seat. Does that sound/look right? OK, I was wrong, I don't need you. Fuck off. No wait: how is a woman supposed to piss into that thing?
Previously: Could someone please explain this Diet Pepsi ad?


Blogger Chris Collision said...

It's so diet that you'll barely be shitting. (So little input there'll be very little output.)

4:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I doubt that's an "official" diet coke ad. Looks like student work, to me.

But illogical.

4:10 PM  
Blogger Tobes said...

makes your ass smaller

4:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Diet coke gives you a small bum!

4:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

easy copyranter

4:24 PM  
Anonymous Rohan said...

It means to say, Diet Coke is so special that you'll need a special toilet to flush down empty cans.

4:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


look at that bastardized can. if i was the client there would be some strongly worded emails exchanged...strongly worded indeed.

7:12 PM  
Anonymous peachfuzz said...

Yeah I think it means you will be so skinny that you need a special toilet seat with a little hole in the center. I think they are riffing off the "Big John" toilet seats that are bigger frame with a bigger center hole.

7:37 PM  
Anonymous cath said...

Designed by a man, who doesn't know how a woman's body interacts with the toilet. The opening in the seat needs to be at the front of the toilet, not the back.

It would still be a stupid ad, though.

7:41 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

SPEC? You've shattered my illusion, Bitch.

8:05 PM  
Anonymous SG said...

Way to sell a refreshing beverage. With a toilet. Someone be tripping.

9:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's what toilets look like in the rest of the world. Stupid fat Americans.

12:57 AM  
Blogger Jay said...

Diet coke makes men piss so straight, we've increased the degree of difficulty around the rim.

I still don't get it though.

1:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you are anorexic and you drink diet coke your vomit is smaller

5:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those who don't get it should quit their fake jobs in advertising now!!!

12:57 Anonymous was right on the money. Stupid fat Yankees.

8:31 AM  
Anonymous sayed said...

Coke is a good product to clean your toilet.

see this :

12:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think what it means to me is that the 'latest' (read early 90's-present) trend of lazy/hacky visual gag + pack shot is still somehow being emulated by an 19 year old ad student who should be spending time learning how to create interesting online or mobile experiences instead of chasing bullshit silverware with one-off print ads that people stopped caring about 10 years ago.

12:34 PM  
Blogger Mo' said...

to avoid your skinny ass falling into the toilet...

Dumb ad!

5:19 AM  
Anonymous kparis said...

12:35 PM  

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