(click ad, via) Unpimp your body? That's a strap-on man-gut? Or a woman just self-aborted? Why unpimp? Unplump, I could understand (though, every person I know who drinks diet soda is fat). Even "Pimp Your Body" would make more sense. I NEED THIS INSANITY EXPLAINED TO ME NOW, Impact BBDO, Egypt (the responsible ad agency). Previously in Middle Eastern Ad Watch:
• Arabic Scooby-Doo.
• Unauthorized Hulk-vertising.
• Homoerotic Coke commercial.
• Soccer Ball solves West Bank crisis.
• MTV Dubai—chewing gum=fucking.
• the most obscene use of scrunchies ever.
• And, two examples of overt sexism, one, two.