Unauthorized Middle Eastern HulkVertising.

(click ads, via) Both ads showed up nearly simultaneously last week. First (L), via JWT in Dubai, the angry green guy is used to sell flexible fabric Band-Aids. Pretty smart, until Hulk hand turns back into Dr. Bruce Banner hand—then what? Second (R), via Leo Burnett in Cairo, Hulk hands too huge to sext Wonder Woman! Good thing he's got Mobinil's voice SMS. Neither agency, I'm sure, cleared the ads with Marvel Comics. Previously in: unauthorized HulkVertising.