good shit.

(click ads, via) Yes, I am a ten-year-old. And yes, Dri-Poo was a real hair product from the 1920s. "Just loosen the hair with your fingers, fill with Dri-Poo and brush out." But make sure and wash you hands with Skat soap afterwards.
Previous unfortunate product names:
• Quietus™.
• Let's get EFFEN drunk.
• Rejected names: Shitter Shields, PeePee Panels.