The 70s—the return of the Gay Bob doll!

(click ad, via) He was the "world's first gay doll for everyone," and he just loved to love himself! That outfit is a slight improvement on Gay Bob's last high-waist jeans ensemble. He came (often!) in his own closet. For all of you wondering about Gay Bob's anatomy, here you go! He can still be had on e-bay, so get X-Mas shopping. Pair him with this gay cologne. Previously in the Gay 70s: By the power of Gaaaaay-Skull!