Pataki vs. a Worker Ant.
New York Governor George Pataki, left. A recent pic of Ground Zero, right.
A common worker ant, left. What Ground Zero would look like today if this ant was Governor, right.
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Monday, September 11, 2006
New York Governor George Pataki, left. A recent pic of Ground Zero, right.
A common worker ant, left. What Ground Zero would look like today if this ant was Governor, right.
7 Comments:
funny how they kinda look alike though
Look at the bright side.
If this asshole had completed even a small part of the project, we'd be hearing about "Pataki in '08" for the White House.
Worse yet, he'd probably have genuine support and a real shot if enough moneymen backed him.
Imagine THAT fucking nightmare! Another four (or eight) years of a braindead, big state, Republican governor running the show!
The governor and a lot of whiny crybabies are responsible. Look at the Pentagon. Rebuilt. No drama there. No people asking to work in another side of the Pentagon because they get squeaky when they think a lot of people died there.
this is moronic. the pentagon is a building owned by the federal government. they (we) paid to fix it and didn't need to capitulate to mourning families and survivors, landlords and leaseholders or any of the other myriad parties interested in what's built at ground zero.
this is not a simple story and there is not one person to blame. copyranter, your attempt at being newsy is appreciated, but you should probably stick to criticizing ads.
agreed, ninaberries.
Umm, one small detail... The Pentagon wasn't destroyed.
There's no comparison in terms of damage.
I'd fuck him. But while pounding away on his flacid, 6'-5" frame, I'd be thinking of Winona holding a skateboard in front of her box.
Gotta maintain wood, right?
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