Thursday, September 07, 2006

Axe now cures hangovers.

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No asterisk? No caveat? Not content with their claim that wearing their body spray will make women jump on your dick until it's raw, Axe seems determined to address every frat boy's every problem with one of their cheap ass-smelling products. What next? Axe memorization shampoo?

previously:
eau de ASS

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Floor too clean, toilet flushed, no piss on the t. seat which by the way, is DOWN. Not a guy’s bathroom. Either very unrealistic ad, or they are suggesting grinding the female owner of the apartment is more traumatic than grinding her bathroom rug?? offensive.

11:16 AM  
Blogger anonymous said...

Maybe the guy is homosexual, are they not a clean and industrious people? Maybe AXE isn't so narrow minded that they only want to help heterosexual men not be hungover.

I think you're the closeminded one, and you're obviously reading way too much into a clever advertisement.

Maybe the females you grind are traumatic and that's the reason you're so bitter.

4:37 PM  
Anonymous Deano said...

But Anon, the ad says this stuff will "wash away your hangover." That's not clever, it's an out-and-out lie. Of course, so is all the other crap Axe pushes on idiotic pre-teens, but now they're going after MY friends: drunks.

4:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahahahaha! you like Melissa Auf der Maur. Hahahahaha! Copyranter, you are a funny fuck.

6:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rub it on your body and you WILL LIVE FOREVER!!! Spongebob Squarepants has the most persuasive line in advertising YET.

11:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WHO HAS A BATHROOM THAT LARGE? ESPECIALLY AT THATT AGE, UNLESS YOU'RE IN A BOY BAND?

12:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nay anon, Axe should never target homosexual men. They know better. Indeed, they are a clean and industrious bunch, and have definitely better judgment when it comes to smell-stuff. Cheap looking plastic bottle will just no work. I am more likely to be bitter due to the fear that someone may have preferred/ will in future prefer the rug to me. Insecurities…

12:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That must've been a fun product to research.

10:15 AM  

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