Thursday, August 24, 2006

Gone snorkeling with the Speedo®-sporting Donnie Deutsch.

copyranter will be shutdown starting tomorrow through Monday, September 4th. But, if you have any suggestions, crappy ads, etc. you would like me to address, leave a comment with this post. I will try my best not to scoff at it. Wanna tell me to go fuck myself? Please, the floor is yours—just try to be somewhat creative about it. Back the day after Labor Day, angry and early.

previously:
1. Cosmic Blob Supplants Donny Deutsch's Ego As Largest Thing In Universe.
2. "Live" "Blogging" "From" Cannes.
3. Donnie Deutsch Mark!

16 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

What if you post some of the ads you have written when you get back? I think we'd all enjoy that very much. Got some balls there, booyyyy?

4:35 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

Please anon. That's the only thing that can get me fired, so it ain't happening.

4:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aiight. See you at Burningman!

5:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope the poet-girlfriend tags along... the UPS guy has been making eyes at her ALL summer long. And his calves look SO taut and sexy in those shorts. ANY girl would wonder what's hidden under the brown wrapper.

10:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Redirect your readers to PoopReport.com. Your site's subject and that site's subject are indistinguishable anyway.

2:56 PM  
Anonymous LisaBinDaCity said...

Hope you have oodles of fun ;-)

8:46 AM  
Blogger Candy Minx said...

Bon voyage!

4:38 PM  
Blogger mrsmogul said...

I can make a crappy ad for you. I call Hoboken - HOBROKEN.

Oh wait the Hamptons ain't that bad! Its the right guest house ya gotta go to.

4:03 AM  
Blogger everythingannoysme said...

you should check out that CVS TV ad wherein the wonderful and cute lady pharmacist talks about pill splitting for a person with Parkinsons who cannot do it because of tremors -- the part that is so alarming is that when she is talking about having the person come to CVS to have the pills split by the pharmacy, there is a pan down to her very large french manicured finger nails -- yikes, what are they suggesting --will she be using those fingernails to cut those pills in half? Unsettling and annoying.

5:53 PM  
Blogger Oob said...

How about the Jessica Simpson ads that are appearing in the newest InStyle? Shoot me now.

8:35 PM  
Blogger David said...

Although very minutely tainted by hundreds of repeated listenings, "Lido Shuffle" continues to Rock me.

"Lowdown," however, is definitely making a bid for top spot in the Boz Scaggs pantheon.

11:40 PM  
Blogger boltongray said...

Attraction with a capital A?
How american.

Oooh... no capital A. See what I did there?

5:46 AM  
Blogger copyranter said...

ladies and gay gentlemen: Perth, Australian total STUD commenter boltongray has weighed in again with another one of his super sexy views.

5:23 PM  
Blogger Rikki said...

Watch out for those stingrays.

3:11 AM  
Blogger boltongray said...

I don't claim perfection; I don't claim to compete.

You're still bitter about that advertising comment a couple of months ago, aren't you?

Hope Fire Island was good.

11:52 PM  
Blogger copyranter said...

I'm just fuckin with ya bolton.

4:10 PM  

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