Gone snorkeling with the Speedo®-sporting Donnie Deutsch.
copyranter will be shutdown starting tomorrow through Monday, September 4th. But, if you have any suggestions, crappy ads, etc. you would like me to address, leave a comment with this post. I will try my best not to scoff at it. Wanna tell me to go fuck myself? Please, the floor is yours—just try to be somewhat creative about it. Back the day after Labor Day, angry and early.previously:
1. Cosmic Blob Supplants Donny Deutsch's Ego As Largest Thing In Universe.
2. "Live" "Blogging" "From" Cannes.
3. Donnie Deutsch Mark!
posted by copyranter @ 4:00 PM
15 Comments:
What if you post some of the ads you have written when you get back? I think we'd all enjoy that very much. Got some balls there, booyyyy?
Please anon. That's the only thing that can get me fired, so it ain't happening.
Aiight. See you at Burningman!
I hope the poet-girlfriend tags along... the UPS guy has been making eyes at her ALL summer long. And his calves look SO taut and sexy in those shorts. ANY girl would wonder what's hidden under the brown wrapper.
Redirect your readers to PoopReport.com. Your site's subject and that site's subject are indistinguishable anyway.
Hope you have oodles of fun ;-)
Bon voyage!
I can make a crappy ad for you. I call Hoboken - HOBROKEN.
Oh wait the Hamptons ain't that bad! Its the right guest house ya gotta go to.
How about the Jessica Simpson ads that are appearing in the newest InStyle? Shoot me now.
Although very minutely tainted by hundreds of repeated listenings, "Lido Shuffle" continues to Rock me.
"Lowdown," however, is definitely making a bid for top spot in the Boz Scaggs pantheon.
Attraction with a capital A?
How american.
Oooh... no capital A. See what I did there?
ladies and gay gentlemen: Perth, Australian total STUD commenter boltongray has weighed in again with another one of his super sexy views.
Watch out for those stingrays.
I don't claim perfection; I don't claim to compete.
You're still bitter about that advertising comment a couple of months ago, aren't you?
Hope Fire Island was good.
I'm just fuckin with ya bolton.
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