Lies Well Disguised, #12.
Have you ever been handed a Watchtower pamphlet by a Jehovah's Witness? Have you ever read one? This week on Gawker, I not only read one but also examined the marketing chops of the J-Dubs (link).The previous 11 Lies Well Disguised linked to here.
posted by copyranter @ 1:00 PM
4 Comments:
I read this at gawk yesterday, nice job! I would've left you a comment, but I am not a gawker commentator, apparently one needs an invite to leave a comment...unfuckingbelivable!
Yay for you! A guy who knows nothing about the Bible but is smart enough NOT to make the Book of Revelation plural. THANK YOU THANK YOU. You are a theology scholar in the making, as most of them still add an "s" to the book.
Anyway, the J-dubs are rotting in Hell as I write this. Lost forever, burning, screaming, moths and worms eating their melting bodies....for all eternity! And no sex, no Pop-Tarts, no episodes of the Office, no Life Cereal....just pain. And Nancy Grace.
And next time you drive past a J-dub worship center, note the architectural tendency to never include windows in their buildings. Suspect.
Eat her fleshy parts? I'm hooked!
No POP-TARTS®? THAT'S Hell.
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