Friday, September 14, 2007

Link Haze, 9/14/07.

(Every Friday, one of my posts will be a link dump. Got something interesting [ad related], please email me: copyranter[at]hotmail[dot]com)
Donny Deutsch overheard at the Waverly Inn telling his blonde date, "Let's make out, just make out. I'm a great kisser..." (link) (thanks Jade Riggin for the tip!)
Mannequin advertising is quite competitive. Also, freaks me out. (link)
Across the pond, a disgruntled assistant to an inept creative director has started a diary about his boss "ADam." Reads like fiction. It may be. Either way, worth your time. He is a fucking funny writer. (link)
NASA is looking for a new tagline to replace the current "Explore, Discover, Understand." I'm too busy to write a HaHa replacement. Be my guest. (link)
"...will focus its efforts on transforming prolific thought leadership and vision into cutting-edge, differentiated and prescriptive strategic solutions." AdAge editor Jonah Bloom attempts to interpret what the fuck that buzzword turd means. (link)
Worker #3116 describes Mariah Carey—as she appears in her ads for her new fragrance M—as a "Real Doll floating in a sea of blood." (link)
Finally, for my fellow drummers—DrumPants. I already currently drive my co-workers crazy with my constant drumming on my pants/desk/floor. If I got these... (link)

4 Comments:

Blogger Maulleigh said...

That assets ad is perfect for the NO COMMENT section of Ms. Magazine. I love that section. It just posts horrible depictions of women in advertising. I'd say a headless naked woman counts.

5:32 PM  
Blogger Jetpacks said...

Man, that crap from Jaffe is rich.

8:05 PM  
Blogger archeress said...

ADam is funny. Could he be a worthy replacement for the "dealer"? --that british guy whose lady tenant didn't like her wooden toilet seat, closed off his blog last year and left me without a good, morning laugh snort.

5:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Only the British can curse like this!

"Buy some compost, put it down your fetid, moth-eaten, tuna smelling pants and grow some fucking balls you masquerading creative shitwit."

"With a day filled to the brim of creative shittery, Adam dashes home to rape is hand."

"Onlookers said they simply saw a piss-stained fuck-bundle rolling down the road like tumbleweed."

Hahahaha!

9:23 AM  

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