copyranter
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About Me

- Name: copyranter
- Location: New York, New York
The Best Fucking Ad Blogger in the World™——now writing for BuzzFeed.com. I have been an NYC advertising copywriter for 19 years. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, PCs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, chick peas, Starbucks coffee, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
Previous Posts
- two ads with dogs in them that are kinda funny.
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: Dov Charney holding a dil...
- Maybe NSFW. Maybe Not.
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: Spitzer poked by Cole.
- Bush would have all his speech writers working on ...
- Link Haze, 5/16/08.
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: Skyy's sapphic sky sex.
- French fight beach pollution by bleeding fighting ...
- Hey Park Slope? You got a logo, BITCH?
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: maybe the most depressing...


1 Comments:
well, it was nice of them to start including a picture of the bottle. they were already insulting their customers' intelligence, might as well assume some of them are illiterate.
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