FISH HEAD, FISH HEAD, ROLLY POLLY FISH HEAD...

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I, for one, would welcome this transformation into a half-fish. In fact, I wish I could transform into a half-flying fish—I'd eat worms, no auto needed, no gas, no air fares, no ferry fares, shit I'd be set! God wouldn't have to empty his big ice trays in the sky, and Al Gore wouldn't have to consider producing any of these brilliant TV ideas I did for his "We Campaign." Melt icebergs, melt! (World Wildlife Fund ad via Belgium)