Thursday, June 26, 2008

FISH HEAD, FISH HEAD, ROLLY POLLY FISH HEAD...

(click ad for closer look)
I, for one, would welcome this transformation into a half-fish. In fact, I wish I could transform into a half-flying fish—I'd eat worms, no auto needed, no gas, no air fares, no ferry fares, shit I'd be set! God wouldn't have to empty his big ice trays in the sky, and Al Gore wouldn't have to consider producing any of these brilliant TV ideas I did for his "We Campaign." Melt icebergs, melt! (World Wildlife Fund ad via Belgium)

8 Comments:

Blogger Miss Havisham said...

I know now why I come here to read everything you write. You are the best!

PS. I am totally bombed on Absolut shit.

5:55 PM  
Blogger Make the logo bigger said...

We would also be able to eliminate lifeguards. A cost savings!

6:03 PM  
Blogger Thom Dinsdale said...

I'm stocking up on energy saving liughtbulbs tomorow. I had no idea climate chance could do that! :|

6:08 PM  
Blogger Chris said...

Gee, I wonder if they have about 50 more of these waiting in the ranks.

The half-man, half-platypus!

The 1/4 man, 3/4 manatee!

Collect them all!

8:03 PM  
Anonymous peachfuzz said...

eat them up... yum?

I'm pretty sure I dated him.

At least they didn't make it a woman...


PS: copyranter, thanks for coming back.

9:43 PM  
Anonymous Doctor Watson said...

I'd much prefer thighs down as fish, so I could glide to work.

Having a fish face with severly impinge on my social life.

7:13 PM  
Blogger Mike Laurie said...

Nice shirt fish man.

7:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Admiral? Admiral Akbar??

11:28 AM  

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