Hitchcock—the matchmaking superhero.

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It's bad enough that NYC Poster Boy Elephant-manned (update: with Eddie Murphy face parts from Meet Dave posters) Will Smith's beautiful face, but how dare he imply that one of our country's most-bankable actors doesn't have much range? Also, note that the subterranean prankster even changed the url to cock-movie.com (available!). Huh huh. previous NYC subway poster remixes: Iraq Wives; The Crapening; The Penis; Wet Fart; and Clooney-less Leatherheads.