copyranter on ANIMAL NY: help me interpret a new Diesel ad.
posted by copyranter @ 12:30 PM
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3 Comments:
I know what it means!!! I know! I know, Mr. Copyranter!!!! Pick me! Pick me!!
(Clearing throat copiously) Ahem. It means that an entire creative staff and agency needs to be fired. And the person who hired them should also be fired.
i think he is yawning cos the ad is so boring.
It means you are wacky on the inside but the clothes will make you look presentable & fool everyone...like the best serial killers do.
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