Tuesday, August 05, 2008

(nsfw) Bottomless Topless Headless Model Exploited To Sell Brazilian Artisanal Rum.


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If you've walked around downtown NYC lately, you can't help but notice the posters (left) everywhere for Cabana Cachaça, an "authentic artisanal Brazilian rum" imported by a "socially-prominent New York i-banker" (Wikipedia). Previously, in a New York magazine ad that launched the brand locally, we got a racy rear view of this anonymous body. Here, the woman's nipples have been expertly trimmed from the outdoor ads. America is a No Nipple Zone! So just to be fair to this lady and her fake breasts, I've downloaded an unedited, nippled ad (right) from the spirit's Website. Still no head/face! Much cheaper model fee that way. previously in "Brazilians": Delta ad seemingly references waxed pussy; keep yourself tidy—throw your vagina hair in the trash. previously in nipples: fake painted-on clothing used to sell ultra-thin panty liners in South Africa; fun bags missing twist ties in Mia ads from Mexico.

4 Comments:

Blogger shaun. said...

i just saw these on the street today. and my first thought was....

"this liquor will make me fall asleep on the beach and get a horrible tan line."

if that was there goal...they reached me for sure.

10:06 AM  
Blogger Frank said...

Who on earth would buy a rum just because some unnamed "socially prominent investment banker" imports it? How is that an endorsement?

10:20 PM  
Blogger Melissa said...

The use of the word "authentic" with that visual is so painfully ironic…

1:39 AM  
Blogger Susie Bones said...

this is so annoying! I don't want to see that when I'm walking down the street. can't people come up with something better than sex/extreme nudity?

4:36 PM  

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