copyranter
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About Me

- Name: copyranter
- Location: New York, New York
The Best Fucking Ad Blogger in the World™——now writing for BuzzFeed.com. I have been an NYC advertising copywriter for 19 years. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, PCs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, chick peas, Starbucks coffee, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
Previous Posts
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: how bout some racist eye ...
- How Barack Obama won.
- America's new Big Cheese.
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: Selling Weed(s).
- (click ad for closer look) Either or, I will be dr...
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: the stupidest commercial ...
- There are no free rides.
- In 1898, cancer (and piles) cured with soothing ba...
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: Palin's own words...
- Happy Halloween.


5 Comments:
ha ha ha ha
it took me a little while
too funny
Gee... You could say she doesn't have a leg to stand on.
Took me a few seconds, but damn that's creepy.
Now if only they could do something about that necklace...
wow
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