copyranter
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About Me

- Name: copyranter
- Location: New York, New York
The Best Fucking Ad Blogger in the World™——now writing for BuzzFeed.com. I have been an NYC advertising copywriter for 19 years. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, PCs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, chick peas, Starbucks coffee, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
Previous Posts
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: Monroe College.
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: Advertising Creep Update
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: WWF.
- It's Beginning To Taste A Lot Like X-Mas.
- "Put your hand down, Tzipi Livni."
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: Maker's Mark
- copyranter on COILHOUSE: queer-travel.de
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: Fake AA Ad Artist Becomes...
- Peta coffins.
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: Morgan Stanley.


8 Comments:
You wudn't drink it but its worth a mention!
Dear "wudn't it(')s":
Yes, this an ad blog, not an alcohol blog.
ah the typical ego fluff stuff!
It's great. Put it in my "wish I'd done it" file.
I think it's genius
Well people Argentina drink fernet Branca a lot!I thinks is the biggest buyer country of Fernet, but we drink it mixed with Coke... so then is a mix of Bitter sweet thing...you should try it, is really ugly if you drink it alone... but with coke my friend, thats another story...
"an Italian bitter spirit I wouldn't drink it you paid me to."
What's wrong with that? I wouldn't drink IT you paid me to.
Yes, digg thru my arkives, and the misytakesa aree even morre prevalant.
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