Link Haze, 2/28/09.

• Gayon cologne.
• Three funny spots for Raun sofas.
• Che has been lazily riffed on ad infinitum.
• Joel and Benji Madden on the Congo crisis.
• Mister Fantastic's girlfriend models for Nordstrom.
• 13 dog shits across from depressing-looking Cathedral of Joy.
• Remember Iggy's insurance spot? The insurer doesn't cover musicians.
• Kanye is not giving a guy a blowjob backstage during London fashion week.
• The Republican California mayor who sent out this not-racist eCard is resigning, but states for the record, that he didn't know of the watermelon stereotype.