Link Haze, 5/08/09.

• Punctuation Cindy Crawford.
• Lutherans offer eternal fire insurance.
• It's like a fireman came in your mouth.
• The sublimity of humanity, via YouTube.
• New Coke spot by Mother London is on acid.
• Getting out of jury duty just takes a little creative writing.
• White castle advertises new pulled pork Slyder in Jerusalem Post.