Portuguese Ministry of Health mocks double amputees.

(click ads) OK, not really. But these phun-with-Photoshop print ads from a new campaign promoting exercise are—while inventive—maybe a bit too creepy, especially coming from a government organization? Headline: "Sedentary people can't run away from diseases. Exercise." No, but Senhor Sedentary can be wheeled away from them. And at least these inert freaks always bring their own chairs to meetings. Take note of how the two are, well, not the most attractive two people in Portugal. Laziness is next to ugliness, good citizens (images via). Previously in: scary Photoshop phun.