It's your Monday morning Vaginal Irrigating Pipe.

(Why yes, I am immature. I'm busy on a real ad deadline. Back this pm with another post. Click image to enlarge.) "Appreciated by Every Sensible Woman," the Alpha Syringe "possesses ample longitudinal rigidity to smoothly enter either the vagina or rectum..." Act now, and Alpha will throw in (ouch) a second pipe for free (image via: flickr).
previously in: vaginal mutilation.