Job opportunity, ladies! Legendary Fantana.

(click poster) OMG, they're back! And this is a once in a lifetime chance to take your destined place along side the universally-reviled Fanta Fantanas. Can you smile and stare and lip-sync and wiggle-dance slightly, all while holding a Fanta? TV commercials! Print shoots! Corporate junket bikini cruises! It can all be yours. You'll be joining Summer, Melody, and Isabela. I'm thinking your new Fanta show-biz name will be Fanny or Fantasia. Recently fired NYC finance and media types, this has your ass written all over it. You know you wanta (via ask a copywriter). previously: Fanta's disgusting strawberry tongue ad.