FAT YAK DICK ALE.

(click ad) Oh lookie, pixelated, blurred naughty bits just like annoying Japanese porn. Fat Yak pale ale is a fairly new brew via the Matilda Bay brewery Down Under. (hand in air) Is visually associating your beer with Yak piss (or worse) really a smart marketing move? Anyway, as we all know from the classic Simpsons episode that mercilessly mocked Australia, Aussies are known for their big-beer drinking drunkenness. So Fat Yak should prove to be a popular name. It also continues the somewhat annoying trend of naming your white brah-targeted beer after something unappetizing—like Santa's Butt winter porter (image via). Previously in: pixelated dickvertising.