Link Haze, 7/10/09.

• Kool-Aid Man is back.
• The rosy-lipped batfish.
• Mariah Carey's left hand.
• Ye olde surgical instruments.
• Next worldwide fashion trend: tiny hats.
• Lost love in Williamsburg: Christian Slater.
• Matt, no need to strain your eyes. Here ya go.
• Young Christian Bale endorses Pac-Man cereal.
• PETA exploits the death of MJ with a chesty vegan.
• Vice chairwoman of the Young Republicans LOLed at "coon" comment.