54-acre corny Verizon Guy.

(click image) Two things I despise, big field ads and the ubiquitous smarmy-faced Verizon Guy, combine to create a perfect corn storm of stupid. Verizon is sponsoring a Nebraska farmer's attempt at a Guinness world record. I hope, before this is certified, aliens eat his corn and children (via BrandFreak). Previous big stupid field ads: Papa John's six-acre pizza. Coke sullies the white cliffs of Sussex with a hideous 200,000 can recycling sculpture. And a porn site's 100,000 foot stripper.