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In keeping with your 'copyranter persona' I'm thinking it's a STUFFED CAT... if NOT... then there's a lot more to be concerned about... Hitler also loved animals.
What a pretty kitty. Very elegant. Gotta love those distinguished cats lookin' all fly and bad-ass. Your weblog is excellent as well (but is not a cat).
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what a cute cat!! btw, i also own a blog about my cats, feel free to drop by when u have time
http://mews.mineric.com
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Ah, you're not a cat fan, are you, Copyranter? Bloody hate those things--all furry and mean and plotting your death with every look.
In keeping with your 'copyranter persona' I'm thinking it's a STUFFED CAT... if NOT... then there's a lot more to be concerned about... Hitler also loved animals.
What a pretty kitty. Very elegant. Gotta love those distinguished cats lookin' all fly and bad-ass. Your weblog is excellent as well (but is not a cat).
Sunshine - check!
White linen - check!
Just like mine...
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