copyranter
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About Me

- Name: copyranter
- Location: New York, New York
The Best Fucking Ad Blogger in the World™——now writing for BuzzFeed.com. I have been an NYC advertising copywriter for 19 years. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, PCs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, chick peas, Starbucks coffee, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
Previous Posts
- Link Haze, 9/4/09.
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: New York Health & Racquet...
- Happy Labor Day.
- His subsequent bowel movement was a little on the ...
- So, a Catholic priest and an Arab oil sheik walk i...
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: World AIDS Day.
- Ken Cole. Patriot.
- (slightly nsfw) Imagine there's no shame.
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: bubble gum advertising.
- "...brain cancer breast cancer liver cancer, whee!...


1 Comments:
POSSIBLE SOLUTION
"Calling I. M. Pei!"
"Calling I. M. Pei!"
Please ACT, don't you have a say in all of this?... based on what I've read:
'Pei has worked closely with engineers and contractors throughout his career to create buildings and other structures that have set NEW STANDARDS for construction quality. He ACTS as a catalyst that impels the industry to develop innovative techniques and materials to build what he designs.'
- Turner News, Dec. 2003
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