His subsequent bowel movement was a little on the dark side.
(click ad) It's an ad version of Nighthawks. No, I don't know what the fuck Darth Vader is doing in a European McDonald's ad (part of the new "come as you are" campaign by BETC Euro RSCG in the UK). And, I don't know why a couple is making out hot & heavy behind his lordship. And, well, I just don't know about this ad whatsoever. Maybe Vader is having lunch with Andy Dick? Or Usain Bolt? Maybe he has a hankering for their human finger fat fries.