Usain Bolt becomes a(n unpaid?) McDonald's Spokes-Speedster?
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His secret? McNuggets. Ad out of Israel uses a passage from Time's Website relaying the anecdote that the world's fastest man ate two helpings of the suspect meat—and that's all he ate—before the Beijing Olympics 100m final. Maybe McDonald's chicken is pumped with steroids? Something tells me, later that same day, his feces also set a personal best digestive tract record. If he had added a serving of Mickey D's rockin' finger fries, maybe the two happenings would have coincided? (image via) previous McDonald's posts: promiscuous gays targeted by posters in Boystown Chicago; Big Fat Lie of a nutrition ad features healthiest looking kid on the planet; and Ronald hangs himself.