Link Haze, 11/06/09.

• The Cow Head Diner.
• Pretend you're homeless.
• A wonderful rejection letter.
• Government option=Dachau.
• The worst acting gig imaginable.
• Place image in dictionary next to irony.
• Interview with a surviving Branch Davidian.
• Dodge Viper logo is Daffy Duck upside down.
• Call China for pennies, about a billion of them.
• What the hottest agency in the world looked like 17 years ago.
• 9 years and $2 billion later, the Yanks are finally top centaurs again.