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About Me

- Name: copyranter
- Location: New York, New York
The Best Fucking Ad Blogger in the World™——now writing for BuzzFeed.com. I have been an NYC advertising copywriter for 19 years. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, PCs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, chick peas, Starbucks coffee, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
Previous Posts
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: AIDS.
- Presenting the absolute dorkiest kid to ever appea...
- Axe wearers: get ready for Winter Plunderland.
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: Orangina.
- Janie's Got A Gun...
- (NSFW) PETA targets fur-wearing English schoolboys...
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: Panasonic nose hair trimm...
- "Don Draper doll" just some generic pretty boy dol...
- The Schick Shaver: providing close shaves for cris...
- Link Haze, 11/20/09.


1 Comments:
Palin probably didn't know the mustachioed man on that Iraqi dinar.
She is reputed to be so star struck that YES... she thought it was Tom Selleck.
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