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- Name: Mark Copyranter
I was an NYC advertising copywriter for 20 years. Now I review ads, and do general ranting, cussing. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
- (nsfw) UK men's masters tennis tournament promoted...
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: The Nobel Funk Off.
- UK 1974—Scary Stork Spectre Helps Hawk Jimmy Hats....
- Alfa Romeo gasses Mozart.
- China Ad Watch: Head & Shoulders.
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: Skin Cancer Action Week.
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: Guinness China.
- Kevin Spacey says 'hurty'
- Buygone Product of the Week: the "Oral Sex" Phone....
- Link Haze, 11/13/09.