Christmas Evil: the two worst X-Mas ads ever.
(click ads, via) After an exhaustive search through every holiday-themed ad that ever ran in the history of the world, I've found the absolute awfulest. Yes she was "happier with a Hoover." Because, luckily, hubby got her a heavy one with a nice long handle so's she could deck the halls with his blood...A fucking 10-lb fucking box of fucking Prunes! Well, "friend," I hope you won't mind terribly if I mail you back my 12 shits of Christmas! Search my X-Mas Evil archives here and here.
posted by copyranter @ 11:40 AM
5 Comments:
Really Copyranter!!!
For a writer, your constant use of 'F' bombs I find cringe-worthy most of the time BUT come on now, you are coming across as a spoiled Catholic school girl spewing 'F' and 'S' bombs only for shock value.
For your general well-being and disposition, eating fucking prunes isn't such a bad idea.
Merry Christmas!!!
lol... thankfully I don't celebrate Christmas so I won't get any stupid presents like that. Prunes? ick!
OK, I'll take the bait:
I HONESTLY DON'T GIVE A FUCKING FLYING FUCKING SHIT-FUCK WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKING THINK OF THE SHIT I WRITE, YOU SHITFACE FUCK.
Now, go eat some figgy pudding.
Instead of coal, everyone in my family is now getting the 12 shits of Xmas this year.
Thanks Copyranter!
oh the 1st person above me needs to shut the fuck up and go eat a bowl of dicks.
fucking FLANDERS.
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