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- Name: Mark Copyranter
I was an NYC advertising copywriter for 20 years. Now, I'm The Best Fucking Ad Critic In The World™. I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, marketing, social media, PR, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, NYC realtors, New York City, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, turtlenecks, scarves, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Streeters, iBankers, the Hamptons, Hoboken, Chicago, Texas, Florida, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, whistling, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, sketch comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, poetry slams, SUVs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, journalists, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.
- 1977—"The world's first gay doll for everyone."
- Shady sunblock ads via The Philippines.
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: The Discovery Channel.
- Humongous Helping Human HandVertising of the 1950s...
- It's OKKK to visit the US with the right travel gu...
- Link Haze, 11/25/09.
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: AIDS.
- Presenting the absolute dorkiest kid to ever appea...
- Axe wearers: get ready for Winter Plunderland.
- copyranter on ANIMAL NY: Orangina.