It's Vintage Ad Week on copyranter: The S.S.S.
I'm actually on vacation in the desert land of guns and Dickman's Meat. But, I'll be posting one vintage ad a day all week just for the fuck of it. Today (click image, via): it's the Separate Sack Suspensory (S.S.S.)—"made just as nature intended" with "no scratching metal slides." Previously in: Buygone products.
posted by copyranter @ 1:00 PM
4 Comments:
Why worry when tramping and camping with the knowledge that in any life threatening situation the S.S.S. could serve as a hand powered projectile weapon.
Someone please explain this to me! Why would you need to suspend your sack?
I need to know.
@ Anon
it seems you don't get out much
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I was all set to order one but then I saw that it came in "All Sizes." I don't even know what units are used to measeure sack sizes, much less what my size is.
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