It's a dead Friday.

(click ad, via). "The value of a casket is hard to determine." This here was some right devious casket selling messaging by National Caskets (look for the trade-mark). How dare you turn the page on disgusted page-turning lady? Previously in coffins:
Skin cancer awareness coffin-shaped beach towels.
The 2008 Coffin Cuties Necrophilia Calendar.
WonderBra's coffin humor commercial.
PETA's overpriced eco-coffins.